doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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