ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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