Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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