she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
love makes seman taste better
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
