Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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