I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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