New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
