it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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