For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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