Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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