writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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