help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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