D3 body, D1 cock
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I intend to get homeless drunk
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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