I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
