Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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