is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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