I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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