I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
North Korea, Best Korea!
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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