found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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