the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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