Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Just high enough for therapy.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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