I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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