who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
The uberlube is also flammable
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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