you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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