Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
