So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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