just come out here and I will go home with you...
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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