you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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