New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize