Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Randomize
