how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
The power of my boobs compel you
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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