PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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