I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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