she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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