Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I checked into jail on foursquare
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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