I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
50% drunk capacity currently
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Randomize
