Sponge bath it is.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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