Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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