Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Randomize
