He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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