Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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