Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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