i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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