I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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