I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
i believe in u and ur pee
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
