marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You've changed since you got that strap on
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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