what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
i think i just lost a toe
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