: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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