one two three fourrrrnication!
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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