found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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