If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I look excited, but its just a facade.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize