She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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