We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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