with your own penis?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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