i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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