I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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