I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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