The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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